Sunday, May 31, 2009

Ha...

2 Year Old Pool Shark

Wale is going to be the Future King of Hip Hop

Well guys....I know it has been a while...a long ass time since I've posted anything up. I've been a shitty blogger I know...and for that...I'm sorry. I have no excuse for it either lol, all I do is smoke weed and watch lebron highlights with friends. But I'm back from my stupid little vacation. Here comes posts everyday and Blanca taught me a few tricks to make sure I don't ever fuck up again lol. And for all of you that have checked the blog to be disappointed over and over again...I'm real sorry and I promise I'm gonna pick it up. I'm going to be posting videos of me and friends chillin too and stuff Maybe try and create a mini series kind of like Maestro Knows on Hypebeast... Who Knows!

The past couple of days I've been arguing with myself to try and figure out what my comeback post should be. I knew it had to be something pretty extravagant, and although this isn't as ridiculous as I wanted it to be...This shit is pretty important. I THINK WALE IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT KING OF HIP HOP AND I THINK HE'S OVERALL A BETTER RAPPER THAN KID CUDI...there I said it lol. Kid Cudi is fire and I love his vision more than Wales...but after really listening to him...the Dude has the flow that it takes to be one of the greatest in my opinion. But we'll have to see after their debut albums are released. Wale's "Attention:Deficit" and Kid Cudi's "Man on the Moon:The End of Day". Two very epic titles for two very epic albums...

Once Again I'm Back! Sorry I wrote so much like Cudi, but I had a lot to say lol. Stay Thirsty my friends...
Wale feat. Lady Gaga "Chillen" Teaser Video

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Real Narcotiq (Ima bout to just start creating new words and shit lol )

Last Day Dream Short Film Directed by Chris Milk

Last Day Dream from torbjon on Vimeo.

Thomas Lelu x Liquid Architecture Thierry Lasry Acetate Sunglasses

Produced with the finest of Italian materials, Los Angeles-based Thierry Lasry presents a new project in conjunction with Liquid Architecture along with design efforts by artist Thomas Lélu. The French hand made acetate sunglasses feature Thierry Lasry’s futuristic design meets vintage vibe in two popular contemporary colorways.



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Secret Society “TRUST” New Era Fitted Caps

Stirring up controversy due to their “F$%& SOHO” stickers and tee designs, Queens-based Secret Society present their first project alongside New Era with the TRUST fitted. The cap features tonal frontal embroidery, fully-detailed underbrim, and SS Illuminati graphics embroidered onto patent leather matched up with a screen satin liner and rear logo embroidery. The caps, done up in both a red or black colorway, are now available through the Frank151, retailing for $50 USD.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOW

Meet the Veritas RS III which will make its debut at this years London Salon Privé auto event. It features a 600hp V10 engine and will retail for about $375,000. Only 50 of these bad boys will go into production too.


Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Disney's First Black Princess!

Disney's "The Princess and the Frog"

Interesting...

Nike "Tennis Ball" Hypermax
The Nike Hypermax is sure to turn some heads up coming with the release of a tennis ball inspired version.

Isola D'ischia x Rowgage Leather Rucksack

Italian brand Isola D’ischia works up a special version of their leather rucksack for Rowgage. The beautifully crafted pack features full tonal leather construction, perforated detailing, and the Italian-crafted qualities you’d expect from Isola D’ischia.


I Reaaally Like This

Parra x Nike Varsity Jacket/ Coach Jacket

Collaboration artist of the moment Parra has put together a two-piece jacket capsule for Nike which features on both a varsity jacket and coach jacket. Both pieces feature extensive patches and details with a colorway similar to the popular 2005 Nike Air Max 1 Amsterdam. No word yet on an exact release date.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I know I'm Late with this But...

THIS SHITS HILARIOUS!

I dunno How I feel about these...

$1,095.00 Crocodile Balmain Sandals

WOWW! Weary, Chap You Down?? Side note Just saw Star Trek FUCKING AMAZIN'....Seriously yo Ima bout to become a Star Trek Geek lol!

Good news for California’s work-weary and party-deprived: the dance music masterminds behind HARD New Year’s Eve and the sold out HARD Haunted Mansion will return to Los Angeles with their signature mega-party this summer. British music stalwarts Underworld will transform the 15,000-capacity Forum in Los Angeles into the world’s largest dance club. Enlisted to aid HARD’s party-starting cause: Canadian electro-funk duo and talk-box enthusiasts Chromeo, preeminent Italian superstars Crookers, lo-fi mutineers Crystal Castles, and electro-hop wunderkind A-trak. Currently slated to join them are the likes of Tiga, The Bloody Beetroots, Sebastian, Busy P, Amanda Blank, Steve Aoki, Rye Rye, Skeet Skeet, Sinden, Jack Beats, Destructo, Dan Oh and 12th Planet.


This Dudes Got to come to NYC....He's Got To

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Me and my Parents at Bavaria haha

Can't bring my dad around too much he always steals the show! haha

Saturday, May 9, 2009

WAOWW

DJ HERO Game Controller to be released this fall along with the game

Friday, May 8, 2009

Love this shit haha...

Usher feat. Young Jeezy Love in this Club Video

Love In This Club Video

HAHA Who Said Matty B wasn't Funny?-REMEMBER MATTY B WROTE THIS NOT ME...I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO FUCK AROUND AND THINK I GOT ANTS HA!



Before we get started, lemmi tell you. Man, Woman, or Beast, should not fuck with Matty Bueller. Only because I'm fluent in the art of war and if you fuck wit me I will watch you suffer. Yadigg?
That being said, this morning I woke up out of a wonderful slumber. Lemmi tell you, when I wake up I'm groggy as shit. I usually dont really open my eyes until I take my first piss. So after laying in bed for about 25 minutes, post awakening, I got out of bed, and went to take my piss.

About halfway through my piss I open my eyes. NOw its about time to get my friday started, Right?
I went back to my room and before I get to my bed I see that about 1/8th of my green sheets are black. As I get closer I see that not only is 1/8 of my green sheet black, but 1/8 of my green sheets are crawling.

Mother fucking ants.

My mom told me last week not to eat food in my room because she had seen ants.
Did I listen? Nope.
I been in my room snaaaccckkkkinnnn. I've been sitting in my bed eating everything from chicken to pussy. And the ants smelled it.

I launched my first attack on the damned fleet at around 11:45. Knocking the beasts to the floor from my bed. I cringed wondering how long I had been sleeping with the uninvited guests.

My next attack came around 1150 hours. I went to the bookshelf and smashed a good number of the ants that had just fell of my bed.

But ants are not stupid. The first few did get squished but, ants have six legs. Each leg has three joints. The legs of the ant are very strong so they can run very quickly. If a man could run as fast for his size as an ant can, he could run as fast as a racehorse. Ants can lift 20 times their own body weight. An ant brain has about 250 000 brain cells. A human brain has 10,000 million so a colony of 40,000 ants has collectively the same size brain as a human.
(art of war: Know your advisary)
Needless to say these niggas are perfectly engineered. AND THEIR SMART. Squashing the ants only worked for about 2 minutes. After that they saw me coming with their compound eyes and would scatter before the book could squish them. Fuckers.

I spoke to my friend Ace, who told me he had once had similar problems. His solution was burning the bastards with a lighter. Easy enough. I got my lighter and started torching the niggas. I burned 12 in a row (very fun).

I knew I was winning. "Flik Flik BURN". I was happy with this method until I started studying the non wounded ant's movements. These motherfuckers would touch the dead to check if they were alive, and move on to the wounded to try and aid them. WTF! They had nurses on the battlefield! ORGANIZED AS FUCK!

This made me mad.
"So if you faggots wanna get organized then how about this"
I started wounding, not killing, more and more ants.
If they are soooo organized then the motherfuckers should be communicating with each other, right?
So my solution was to leave survivors, this way they could tell the story of their holocaust experience to the nurses that tried to aid them.
"son, be out!" "this nigga is sick and crazy, pack your shit, get the queen, and leave!"

So at this point I had maddd ants on my floor half burned wiggling around. I was feeling good about my position on the battlefield. "NOW WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS!"

And then I met rambo.

Rambo was aiding one of his fallen soldiers when I came across him. I went to get him with the lighter. I came up from behind, but he felt my evil intentions with his ant intellect.
He turned to his companion, said,
"fuck you nigga, I'm out" and ran for the hills.
I followed behind him with the lighter trying to burn him, but his triple jointed legs were too fast for me. He ran under a sheet of paper.
I HAD HIM!
I started squashing the paper. Hitting every inch. I was sure he was dead.
I lifted the paper up and Rambo made a break for the wall (their fortress)
"OH NO YOU DONT!"
I followed behind him trying to burn him. He passed by the friend he had abandoned before.
"RUN! NIGGA! DONT END UP LIKE ME!" his half burned friend yelled.
When Rambo heard his friends call he had all the motivation he needed. Rambo realized the wall was too far away so he tried to go back towards my bed.

Pause.
I love sleep. Dont fuck with my bed.
Resume

A can of axe was sitting about a foot away from my current position.
Needless to say before Rambo got to my bed I sent him to hell on earth. And almost torched my bed in the process.
A worthy advisary.

But he was just one, i was fighting an army.
Time for chemical warfare.

They wanted food apparently. Ants love sugar and water. So i decided to give them what they wanted.
I put drops of sugar and water all around my bed. with a secret ingredient. BORIC ACID (dont ask where i got it from).

I'm typing this note watching the little faggots drink up. Victory for Bueller.

-Told you not to fuck with me
M.Bueller

I Know I'm Late with this But...

April77 "Collection" 2009 Fall/Winter Collection
The Chimayo Wearing-style executions are the highlight of the collection as they're seen on gloves, ponchos, scarfs, jackets, and as additional detailing on bottoms and shirts. The April77 "Collection" should arrive in July at American retailers: Barneys, Bergdorf Goodman, Blackbird, and American Rag





It's going to be hard to take Rob Dyrdek seriously in new "Street Dreams" movie!

This story is based where the skateboard culture is the most foreign, the Midwest. Derrick Cabrera, like all skaters, has a dream of being sponsored and and one day going pro. He is an up and coming skater with all the talent but has the world against him. Parents, friends and schoolmates can't understand how Derrick has so much passion for something that has no future in their eyes. His crew of friends that are skaters is the only place he is truly accepted


Find more videos like this on Street Dreams Movie

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Nike Air Tech Challenge Hybrid




NICE...

Jay-z releasing a new pair of sneakers. Rocawear's R+ sneakers hit stores on June 1st....I may have to cop a pair!

CLOT x Kazuki x Levi's 505 kzKLOT GOLD Series OWWWWWW I Looked at my own jeans collection right now and these kinda hurt my feelings haha

With 2009 being the 5th anniversary for Hong Kong retailer JUICE, the boutique and its in-house label JUICE has been hard at work developing a series of big-time collaborations. Seen last month was that of the ....which drew a massive reaction from the local Hong Kong scene. This month, a new version once again designed by fragment design's Kazuki Kuraishi is set for unveiling. This time stepping it up with GOLD, the denim is a similar design with a distressed aesthetic. CLOT Royale silk has been omitted from the weft instead, it is placed beneath the distress points for a contrasting note. The denim will release on Friday, May 15th with queues for the raffle drawings beginning at 11:00 am. The suggested retail price is approximately $539 ...hmm





SICK!

DAY N' NITE VIOLIN COVER...The dude Kind of talks a lot in the beginning but skip over it, the violin parts dope as shit

Hilarious...but kinda weird...

The rest of the Eminem interview on a German Talk show. Watch Eminem essentially make a fool of himself haha!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

"BBM" by T.D.X

This is Hilarious... Then TD boys at it again...me on the hook, magic on the beat, Jphills, Gogun and Ram all on the track. FANTASTIC PEOPLE!
The Link to the Song's Hilarious, I'll put up a pic as soon as I can find one lol...

http://www.zshare.net/audio/59719542f26394d2/

Glorious...I'm tryna wrangle me a date with her on sat night...

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS...Sal To Jamie Foxx...

As a comeback Miley Cyrus had her fans boycott Jamie Foxx's new movie, "The Soloist" which had a real weak opening weekend only making $9.7 million. Even funnier, Jamie Foxx fans attempted an UNSUCCESSFUL comeback boycott on Cyrus' new "Hannah Montana" film which opened to make $66 million on its opening weekend. YUT, Sal Jamie, NIGGA YOU CAN'T PLAY ANOTHER DISABLED MUSICIAN AND EXPECT FOR PEOPLE TO FUCK WITH IT...COME ON MAYYNNEE!

THIS IS AWESOME!

Exsistence of Light Feature with Artist Que Houxo
Unbar, The way to street fashion web magazine, recently did a feature entitled Exsistence of Light, following the art of Japanese painter and graphic artist Que Houxo. The piece covers Questa’s live paintings, installations, exhibitions and murals along with a look into his latest projects alongside SAG and Push Connection.




HAHAHA HILARIOUS LOOK AT EMINEM'S FACE WHILE HE WATCHES THIS CORNY DUDE!

DEM NAH GWAN PLAY!

Monday, May 4, 2009

HAHAH JUST STUMBLED UPON THIS EARLIER TODAY...REMINDS ME OF HS WATCHING VIDS DURING FREES AND SHIT

Feathas haha

I'm From a State on the East Coast Best State in The Whole Wide World haha

I'm really starting to miss Jersey now, I miss all the homies and shit. Bout to be a silly, dumb, barbaric, scatterbrained, frivolous, block-headed, pea brained, witless, imbecilic, undomesticated, savage, cretinous, OUT OF CONTROL SUMMER. And I literally can't wait. While there's a few more parties and shit up here I'm looking forward to, nothing compares to being home...Nothing. Jersey holla at me.

-973

Insta-Bought These


Sunday, May 3, 2009

I'm Real Glad Tyson's On Some New Shit!

Completely Stolen From Kanye But Looks Hilarious




Lol...

Don't worry if it don't make sense to you...

If You Don't Know, Now You Know....Nigga lol

YO SERIOUSLY THIS IS MY FUCKING BOY JAKE WEARY AND HE'S DOING REAL BIG THINGS RIGHT NOW (pause)...HE JUST POSTED UP SOME NEW ASS SONGS SHITS FUCKING FIRE....I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY SUGGEST CLICKING THIS LINK ANYONE WHO FUCKS WITH MUSIC...DO IT FOR YOURSELF NOT ME HAHA... DOPE PIC QUEARY!

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/JAKEWEARY DO ETT

I was pretty disappointed with Kid Cudi's Performance at Bamboozle...His Voice Sounds Tired

As much as we all know I love Kid Cudi and I do think he's the future of hip-hop....in recent times he's kind of been pissing me off cuz he's been bullshitting around so much and talking so much about an album that isn't set to release for 3 months. Like hype is great and one thing I love alot is Hype but...this album's 3 months away and he is a brand new ass artist with 2 or 3 mixtapes with the same ass songs on it. I almost feel like Drake has more cred to hype up his album at this point than Cudi does. Nigga thinks he's Kanye sometimes lol...

Behind The Scenes With Kid CuDi At Bamboozle 2009 from the.LIFE Files on Vimeo.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Whooaaa

ARTIST ANDY HIXON PEOPLE!!